N-now it smells of urine and bad breath get me off this tin can I hate London I hate public transport why isn’t general hygiene a thing aaaahhhhHHHHHHHHH

… I would appreciate if you didn’t fart just before getting off the bus and leaving us to swim in your putrid fart burp

randomlittlespark:

whatever-peasant:

Fun fact if you talk to me past midnight i get real personal and it’s weird

12:00am- oh I man I love cheese pizza too!
12:01am- I killed a man once

I LEFT MY HEADPHONES AT WORK AND NOW I HATE EVERYTHING

dysphorism:

DO YOU EVER JUST

GET JEALOUS SO EASILY

LIKE NO 

THAT PERSON IS MINE

DON’T BREATHE AROUND THEM PLEASE AND THANK YOU

THM