"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,


u know when u cold n ur nipnops go hard. why my titty betray me


last night my mom was like “you know what? you should go to law school, you’d be a great lawyer” and all i can picture is lawyer-me making fart noises with my mouth every time the opposing lawyer tries to talk

"Ignore every instinct to flee. Remember: you are a monster too"
Destiny; fieldplate gauntlets description (via snakefeathers)

(Source: copperwindchime)