most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later


sorry babe i couldnt afford an engagement ring but heres a meme i printed out and taped to a rock


plot twist: humanity learns from its history

(Source: tothless)

"I guess"
I disagree with you but ill let you have this one because I don’t feel like debating anymore with your simple ass (via monitormylife)
"I gave so much to someone who never appreciated it."
10 word story (via ibuki)

(Source: psych-facts)

doctor: sir we asked you to tape your allergic reactions this is just a video of you skateboarding
me: tell me thats not sick
doctor: haha yeah its pretty fucking sick dude


i just wanna illegally watch a movie online man i aint tryna fuck no single busty russians in my area

(Source: hungarian)



me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*

white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)

"Yofo (you only fly once)"
Icarus probably
(via life-of-a-latin-student)

(Source: life-of-a-latin-student)

// Sep 14


tripped and fell in my heelys jesus take the wheelys